Why I voted Democrat

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by RightHand, Mar 26, 2009.


  1. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    I voted Democrat:

    ........because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

    .......because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    ........because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    .......because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    ........because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    .......because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    .......because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    ........because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    ........because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

    ........because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    .......because my head is so firmly planted up my rectum that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


    "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."


    "The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    LOL
     
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    love it here here! Liberals make puke.and I'm a relatively nice guy.
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud]
     
  5. RaymondPeter

    RaymondPeter Simple Man

    Nice! lol
     
  6. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    .......because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.



    Yup. I like that one!!!
     
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