Why Parents Drink

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 4, 2007.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed bwas nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad'. With
    the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

    I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.


    But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

    We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

    Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Love,

    Your Son John

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you.

    Call me when it's safe to come home.

    __________________
     
  2. weapons_762

    weapons_762 Monkey+++

    LMAO good one
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Wish I had been that alert as a kid, on more than one occasion. [booze]
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO][LMAO]
     
  5. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LMAO
     
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