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Why We Split-Up

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd
    have to quit.

    Then I caught her spending:

    $65.00 on make-up,

    $150 for a cut & color,

    $30 for a manicure,
    $40 for a pedicure,

    $50 on vitamins,
    $300 on clothes

    and $600 for a gym membership.

    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
    She said she needed it
    to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back.
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I really really shouldn't be laughing at that one.....but cute Quigs...cute....
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    What a way to break up. Haha.
  5. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Great one!
  6. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

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