Wife's Diary / Husband's Diary

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, May 26, 2012.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Wife’s Diary:
    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much.
    I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
    I can’t explain his behavior I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’ When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

    Husband’s Diary:
    Harley wouldn’t start, can’t figure it out.
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  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

  3. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Along the same lines;

    Wife's diary.
    I think our marriage is in trouble. He came home today and was completely ignoring me. I tried to engage him in conversation but he wasn't interested. I could tell his mind was somewhere else. Over dinner he hardly said two words. When we went to bed I put on my black nighty that he likes. He hardly noticed. I got into bed and had to initiate sex. I could tell his mind was not in it. He immediately rolled over and went to sleep. I am so afraid that he has found someone else. I don't know what to do.

    Husbands diary.

    Played golf today. My putting has really gone to ****, can't figure out why. But at least I got a little tonight. :D
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  4. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    Just read both of those to Sweetie. She lolol'd. Said she liked them.

  5. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    so true so true.....
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