Winning the lottery...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Sep 6, 2011.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    A
    woman came home, screeching her car into the
    driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed
    the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
    'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

    The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I
    pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't
    matter,' she said. 'Just get
    out.'
     
    Witch Doctor 01, Sep 6, 2011
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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud][LMAO]
     
    Tracy, Sep 6, 2011
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  3. PinoyBoy

    PinoyBoy Monkey+

    Sorry, I don't get it [dunno]

    So the wife convinced the husband to prepare?
     
    PinoyBoy, Sep 6, 2011
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  4. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Well, I thought it was funny.
     
    mysterymet, Sep 6, 2011
    #4
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    The wife, having just won the lottery, kicked her hubby out.



    Reminds me... I gotta' go buy a ticket for the next drawing ;)
     
    Tracy, Sep 7, 2011
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  6. limpingbear

    limpingbear future cancer survivor....

    Oh man is that about accurate......
     
    limpingbear, Sep 7, 2011
    #6
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