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Winter Temperatures...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Pretty dead on this year.... [winkthumb]

    Winter Temperatures

    60 above zero:
    Floridians turn on the heat. (yep)
    People in Colorado plant gardens.

    50 above zero:
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Denver sunbathe.

    40 above zero:
    Italian & English cars won't start.
    People in Colorado drive with the windows down.

    32 above zero:
    Distilled water freezes.
    The water in Golden gets thicker.

    20 above zero:
    Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. (really we do this at 40....lol!)
    People in Colorado throw on a flannel shirt.

    15 above zero:
    New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in Colorado have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    ~ 0 ~ Zero:
    People in Miami all die.
    Denverites close the windows.

    10 below zero:
    Californians fly away to Mexico.
    People in Colorado get out their winter coats.

    25 below zero:
    Hollywood disintegrates.
    The Girl Scouts in Colorado are selling cookies door to door.

    40 below zero:
    Washington DC runs out of hot air.
    People in Colorado let the dogs sleep indoors.

    100 below zero:
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Denverites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

    460 below zero:
    ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
    People in Colorado start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

    500 below zero:
    Hell freezes over.
    Boulder public schools will open 2 hours late
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [fnny][fnny][fnny] I've heard that apply to MN as well.
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    40 below zero:
    Washington DC runs out of hot air.

    Like that can happen. [LMAO]
  5. MicroBalrog

    MicroBalrog Monkey+++

    I was just about to post Washington cannot run out of hot air.

    But then I saw Ghrit's post.

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