Pretty dead on this year.... Winter Temperatures 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. (yep) People in Colorado plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Denver sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Colorado drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Golden gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. (really we do this at 40....lol!) People in Colorado throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Colorado have the last cookout before it gets cold. ~ 0 ~ Zero: People in Miami all die. Denverites close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Colorado get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Colorado are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Colorado let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Denverites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Colorado start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?" 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Boulder public schools will open 2 hours late
