Wisdom Comes With Age

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Feb 19, 2010.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.

    He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

    He looked around and couldn't see any one..

    He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

    He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

    The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

    The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

    The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his shirt pocket.

    Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.."

    He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

    With age comes wisdom..
  2. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes it comes alone.
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. SLugomist

    SLugomist Monkey++

    Wisdom, picking up that charcoal brickette that looks like a cold charcoal brickette.
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Now THAT is educational, from whence cometh wisdom. [winkthumb]
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