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With a 5 yr old..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 14, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    you never know what you're gonna get!


    Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a
    picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a
    frickin' Elephant!"

    Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"

    "It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the
    picture!" ... and so it does ...







    " A f r i c a n Elephant "

    Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?


    [rofllmao]
     
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

    never heard that one :lol:
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [ROFL]
    Reminds me of when I was teaching my son the states. I'd say the name, he'd repeat it.

    "Utah."
    "Me-tah"

    It still makes me giggle.
     
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