Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Cal Pistol

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?

    “While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me, I would not be here today!”
    “Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took…….the bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection...”
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Wow, A woman who knows "Her Limitations"... and Acts on them "in the Heat of the Moment"....
  3. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    A bear would never catch me---I would be running on dry ground and the bear on ankle deep crap--lol.
  4. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I call b.s.
    I'm sure the story took place in Alaska.

  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Did she at least take his cash and water before leaving him to be Bear Kibbles?
  6. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I call BS. Handguns are illegal in Canada.
  7. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    They are illegal in Chicago as well, doesn't mean there are none in that Berg, now does it...

    It just means the Lady is a Criminal ... Right?
  8. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Like they always say, you don't have to be faster than the bear- just faster than your buddy!!!
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