The night of my 60th birthday I was lying in bed reminiscing. I told my wife "you know when I was 20 I lived in a cheap apartment, drove a crappy car and watched a little 10" black and white TV but I slept with a pretty 18 year old girl every night. Now I'm 60, I live in a $500,000 house, drive a Mercedes, watch a 60" big screen TV but I sleep with a 58 year old woman. That just doesn't seem right." My wife being the giving person she is told me to go ahead and find a pretty 18 year old girl to sleep with every night. It was fine with her. And she would see to it that once again I lived in a cheap apartment, drove a crappy car and watched a 10" black and white TV.