Women's Health

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Jun 30, 2009.

  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Important Women's Health Issue:

    Ask yourself these 3 simple questions:

    • Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    • Do you suffer from shyness?
    • Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

    Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

    Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

    Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

    Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.

    However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.


    * Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
    * Erotic lustfulness
    * Loss of motor control
    * Loss of clothing
    * Loss of money
    * Loss of virginity
    * Table dancing
    * Headache
    * Dehydration
    * Dry mouth
    * And a desire to sing Karaoke


    • The consumption of Margaritas may make you this you are whispering when you are not.
    • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
    • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
    • The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
  2. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    loss of vehicle??( as in "dude where's my car?")
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member


    Too funny
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


  5. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    Not listed, but I'm sure it's a "side effect"

    The use of Margaritas will make you think you are 10,20, or even 30 lbs lighter than what you are. :oops:[gone]

    Guess that could be listed as "Temporary weight loss"
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


    Another helpful hint:

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. :D

    Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
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