Won't be bugging out in a Submarine?

Looks like a sub is off my list.

 

Well Shit, I guess my mighty Tug Boat isn't as safe as I thought it was, those Damn Sea Monsters, and here I thought the only thing I had to worry about was all those damn lost Nazi Submarines lurking about!

 

Both videos were kinda of interesting though...however, very glad that both incidents proved false as the world has enough problems without sea monsters.

 

Guess I'll have to put mine up for sale

 

You know I kinda had my heart set on bugging out on a shrimp boat or motor/sailor or submarine.
Even I have to draw the line on 60 foot crocks

 

Crocs and gaiters are petty darned tough to chew anyway, even the tails are like chicken flavored bubblegum.

I'm not going to bug out anyway. In a couple of years almost everybody who knows how to fix stuff will be gone and the handful of us left will be treated like gods by Gen X and beyond when everything stops working and there are no more replacements. They will be forced to carry me and my La-Z-Boy on a litter while beautiful women feed me grapes and wave fans to keep me cool.

 

That’s priceless prose right there

 

Awe, ya Big Blue Meanie!
And here I thought we had the makings of our own Pirate fleet!

 

My sub got damaged by the Abominable Snowmonster of the North when I was hunting with Yukon Cornelius back in the day.

Yes, that's a homemade submarine from WWII.