SC..... You knock UP your girlfriend, and are soon at the bar staying UP late commiserating with your buddies, because you have to be UP early next morning for the wedding, where you have to man-UP and put the ring on her finger. Then you shut-UP the rest of your life and follow her dictates. . . . . . .
two one jackass...two jackI? that being said... "It is said that English borrows from other languages. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar."
Modern American English dispenses with the dark alley and just outright murders any language that gets in it's way. It also just makes stuff up as it goes along. Fo shizzle my nizzle.Sounds awfully like our Government... OMG IT IS A CONSPIRACY!
American English murders straight English with gay abandon especially same sex words....it's pure homonymicide!
If you truly want to read a total butchering of the English language, just read anything written by the upper management of the Department of Education...... I be a pride membur of tha "Flourda Deparmunt of Edjumacayshun"...... Well, they ain't quite that bad, but I've seen some doozies. The bozoes on the Senate and House floors can sound like total morons too. When some get on a roll, it's like a comedy routine.....
Well my english friend oh sorry british friend and no I don't know what the difference is. Anyway she tells me we speak american and that the british speak english. I guess the school system did not know this ether.
Well I read the first page, and it made my face red at times, but readily led me to read the second, and third and fourth. All in all it was an enlightening read ready to readily confuse and amuse many a red faced reader.
And more importantly..... separated by three different codes of football...... Gridiron, Rugby and Aussie Rules!!
