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Words and their meanings

Discussion in 'Politics' started by -06, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

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    <TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #f0f0f0; BORDER-LEFT: #f0f0f0; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #f0f0f0; BORDER-RIGHT: #f0f0f0; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%">NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WASHINGTON POLITICS!

    The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns
    for the various groups of animals.

    We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, aSchool of fish
    and a Gaggle of geese.

    However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows,(as well as
    their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably
    because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

    Now consider a group of Baboons.
    They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive
    and least intelligent of ALL primates. And what is the proper collective noun for
    a group of Baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!

    I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
  2. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Now that does explain the whole problem in a nutshell.
    We now know why they spend all their time flinging poo at each other rather than doing their job. [dunno]
  3. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Fitting....this is what I see when I see C-SPAN

  4. NOM.ZEB

    NOM.ZEB Monkey+

    no wonder the romans were always nude lol
  5. NOM.ZEB

    NOM.ZEB Monkey+

    our mordern words do come from THEIR same latin root language
  6. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    some, not all, greek is in there too as well as a few older languages
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