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Working in New Orleans

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Jan 28, 2007.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him.
    The guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
    "What's the matter?" Jack asked.

    "I've been transferred to New Orleans - there's crazy people there.
    Shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate."
    Jack interrupted. "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It is not
    as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own
    business, enroll your kids in a nice school and it's as safe as
    anywhere in the world."

    The guy relaxed, stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've
    been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take
    your word for it.

    By the way, what do you do for a living?"

    "Me?" said Jack.
    "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck".
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [applaud] [LMAO] [LMAO] [fnny] [touchdown]
  3. BAT1

    BAT1 Cowboys know no fear

  4. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [fnny][fnny][LMAO]love it...
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