World Naked Gardening Day is May 6th. Are you prepared?

Trust me, you don't wanna see a bunch of fat, pasty white, flabby, gravity victims prancing around! ROTFLMAO!!!

 

I have swum several times at Lady Jane Beach in Sydney Harbour....took my (eventually to be divorced) ex wife wife and our three sons there when the boys were young.






Nudity would be permissible, but naked gardening may not; as the beach is part of the Sydney Harbour National Park. Weeding declared noxious weeds might be a possible loophole though, so to speak.....

 

Isn't that the beach were the midget penguins come in?

 

I don't think that what sometimes dangles in the waters at that beach would be a regular part of the Little Penguins' (Eudyptula Minor) diet. There is a colony of Little Penguins on the North side of Sydney Harbour near Manly.

Manlys little penguins

 

Thats something I'd like to see what that Lady say's or the look !!

DUCK / incoming !

Im with a Finn/Swede , Nakid is not going outside !! But one night the dog was wrapped up & the wife got her house coat caught up .

Nakid gardening here means blood & scars .

Im respectable dressed , hat to shoes with socks.

 

Seriously, between pyracantha, fire ants, sand spurs, tiger mosquitos, water moccasins, etc., I don't even wear shorts outdoors. Some folks nearby do (wear skimpy clothing) but common sense does seem to be a rare commodity.

 

Same here , I were long , till it's safe & my glow in the dark cover is protected .