Worlds second funniest joke

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jun 24, 2006.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    SECOND PLACE

    In second place came the joke that was leading the pack when we announced our preliminary results in December:

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
    Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
    "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
    "And what do you deduce from that?"
    Watson ponders for a minute.
    "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in LEO. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
    Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: good one
     
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