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Worlds Shortest Books

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, May 28, 2011.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Worlds Shortest Books:

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    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE



    by Barack Obama



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    MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS



    by Tiger Woods



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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY



    by Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan and Michelle Obama



    Illustrated by Michael Moore

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    The Italian Book of War Heroes


    By Various Authors​



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    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS





    & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA





    by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL





    by Hillary Clinton


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    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY





    By Bill Clinton


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    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD





    by Bill Gates


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    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY





    by Dennis Rodman

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    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE





    by Al Gore & John Kerry


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    AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC





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    A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES





    by Dr. J... Kevorkian





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    TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......





    by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell





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    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE





    by Mike Tyson


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    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY





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    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS





    by O. J. Simpson

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    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY





    by Ted Kennedy

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    BOOK OF MORALS





    by Bill Clinton





    with introduction





    by the Rev. Jesse Jackson





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    AND, JUST ADDED:


    My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy







    by Nancy Pelosi




     
  2. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Too true!
     
  3. Yoldering

    Yoldering Monkey++

    Hahaha... The first one really got me!
     
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