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Write-in Ballot

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member



    (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

    (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
    We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

    (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

    (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

    (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

    (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

    (7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

    (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

    (9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil

    (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

    (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

    (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

    Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.

    God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!

    Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Ah, the Coz. He is right on almost all counts, and his early humor was top shelf as well. COZ for PREZ!! (Unfortunately, he isn't dumb enough to sit in that chair.)
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Bill Cosby. Perfect.

    I saw him live once. When I left the concert, my face and stomach hurt from laughing so much.
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [beer] Hell Sea I was all prepared to write you in.
  5. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Hey mr president what about my JELLO PUDDING????
  6. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Tango, its spread all over the kitchen floor, waiting to catch the monster!

    I was gonna vote for you SC!
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