Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 9, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I was sitting in a my local bar one night. I looked back in the corner and it looked like Bush and Rumsfeld sitting there.

    I walked a little close and by golly it was them! "What are you two doing in a small town like this?", I asked.

    "Oh, we're planning world war 3!", Bush exclaimed. "But this time were gonna do it right. Were gonna kill millions and millions of evil-doers in Afganistan, Iraq, and everywhere else. And were also gonna kill one blonde with big breasts!"

    "My God!", I yelled, "why are you gonna kill a blonde with big breasts?"

    Bush then stood up and yells to Rumsfeld, "See, I told you they wouldnt care about the millions and millions of people!"
  2. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    As long as it's Anna Nicole Smith no one will mind - good plan! :D
  3. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Very good plan! (o)(o)
  4. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    [ROFL] ..... [nothome] ..... [peep]
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

  6. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [gun] :flash: [boozingbuddies]
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