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Yep, it's over.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by VisuTrac, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".

    Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
    EOD1951, ColtCarbine, Dawg23 and 6 others like this.
  2. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter


    You owe me a new keyboard, Mountin Dew makes for sticky keys[lolol]
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. Dawg23

    Dawg23 do or do not, there is no try

  5. at99sy

    at99sy Monkey

    [woot] Hilarious!!!!!!!!
  6. Harbin

    Harbin Monkey+

    Lol, i read that out loud and was the only one laughing over here. Loved it!!!

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