yes.. its true, guns are like viagra.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Jan 25, 2007.


  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

  2. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    My wife says she wishes I looked at her like I look at a new gun.
    How are guns like women?

    When a gun runs out of ammunition it quits making noise.
    A woman never runs out of ammunition.
     
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [applaud][fnny][fnny]
    Don't let tracy or CRC catch you talking like that...
     
  4. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Shhhh.... Mums the word!!

    C, you KNOW I'm biteing my tongue right now!!!!!!!:sneaky:
     
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Seems we have the opportunity to stock some up right now :lol:

    Beware Minuteman ;)
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    If your Momma could hear you say that....She'd box you on the ears!

    Better hush , now, MM.....[raspberry]
     
  7. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    I know when I'm outgunned!! [peep] [gone]
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    MM? You are an extremely intelligent man...... [applaud]

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    A large part of inteligence is ahaving the foresight to avoid problems rather than being sklled at extrication... [touchdown][dunno][footinmouth][footinmouth][whipem][touchdown]
     
  10. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ~ sigh ~

    Here come the "Holy Grail" lines in my head again....
     
  11. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    ??


    What is the air speed velocity of a cocoanut laden sparrow???
    African or european..???


    ??
     
  12. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++


    God don't get me started.........

    Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time :)
     
  13. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    ...Silly french person...
     
  14. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Silly English K-nig-hts....

    [LMAO]
     
  15. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    She a witch buurn her!!!.
    " And how do we know if shes a witch????
    burn her,
    yes well what else burns ??
    Wood hmmm yes
    and doesn't wood float?
    and what else floats?
    Aduck !!!
    So if she weighs as much as a duck
    Shes a witch!!!
    you are truly wise great knight...
     
  16. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Ok, I've gotta go put it in the dvd player now.

    "You can't expect to wield supreme excecutive authority just because some watery tart throws a sword at you"


    I bet I don't even have to finish this one..... "Your mother ....
     
  17. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    YOu have me at a disadvantage sir I do not have a personal copy but I think...:


    Your mother was a hamster! and your father smells of elderberries.I really like the scene inthe muck: "es oppressing me !!!Oh theres some lovely muck over 'ere.
    You must cutdown the tallest tree inthe forest with an'alibut!! Or we will say "nee" to to you.
    Who are you foul wizard? "I am the one sometimes called "tim." Poor sir galahad the chaste."first you must bathe us; then thespankingswill begin, oh spank me no me first.....[​IMG]
     
  18. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    will somebody please move this to the humor section?
     
  19. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    whattsamatta u eh? Can't take a joke or two this morning??
    "... a democracy? you're fooling yourself, you are"
    "why this is an oppressive tryanical oligarchy..."

    " brave, brave sir robin,
    hesrunning away
    and sneaking away..
    he'll live tio fight anotherday,
    brave,brave sir robin.."
    Now i gotta go to blockbuster today.
     
  20. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Done. And you are right --[booze]
     
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