yes.. its true, guns are like viagra.

getting a hard-on for a new gun, I think?

 

Somestudy found an increase in testosterone among test subjects after handling a firearm
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I know, we "monkeys" derailed it pretty bad, but it was just humor anyway

I assumed it was already in the humor section.

 

So now that that's out of the way....


How about "Life of Brian"??

That one cracks me up all the time....I had to cross a picket line to see it!

"Yeah, I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass to be blunt and excuse my French, sir..... "


"We were led by a Star.....
Led by a botte, you mean...."

"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? "

 

rememberverylittle of that one except

dear lord we are hungry..
Wot, why are you asking me
lord weare hungry
well eat the f'** in bushes then!
Oh praise be to brian he has provided food!!

bwyan...
gluteus maximus...

biggus dikkus....