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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Bear, Sep 29, 2007.

  1. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    A distraught man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State

    "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some
    information about your missing wife."

    "Tell me! Did you find her?" the man cried.

    The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
    good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

    Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

    The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
    your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

    "Oh my God!" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. "I have been hoping
    against hope." Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news then?"

    The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound ki ng
    crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what is the
    'great news?'"

    The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    groan (in a giggly sort of way)
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LMAO! Crab boil!
  4. AlterEgo

    AlterEgo Monkey+++

    Crabs and Gator Tail.....sounds yummy..don't forget the suds.[beer]

  5. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    no sense wasting good bait [booze]
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