YOGIBERRA SAYINGS<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /> * A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. * All pitchers are liars or crybabies. * Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. * Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. * Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. * Even Napoleon had his Watergate. * Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. * He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. * How can you think and hit at the same time? * I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. * I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. * I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if itkeeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm nothitting, how can I get mad at myself? * I never said most of the things I said. * I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. * I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. * I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thankeveryone for making this night necessary. * I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like Idid. * If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. * If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. * If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. * If you come to a fork in the road, take it. * If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. * In baseball, you don't know nothing. * In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practicethere is. * It ain't over till it's over. * It ain't the heat, it's the humility. * It gets late early out there. * It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking toomuch. * It's like deja-vu, all over again. * It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it. * Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents offthe streets. * Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. * Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. * So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. * The future ain't what it used to be. * The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. * The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. * There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. * We have deep depth. * We made too many wrong mistakes. * You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eatsix. * You can observe a lot by just watching. * You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. * You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, becauseyou might not get there.