Yogi Berra's Wisdom......

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seawolf1090, May 12, 2012.


  1. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member


    YOGIBERRA SAYINGS<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" />



    * A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

    * All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

    * Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

    * Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

    * Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

    * Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

    * Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

    * He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

    * How can you think and hit at the same time?

    * I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

    * I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

    * I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if itkeeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm nothitting, how can I get mad at myself?

    * I never said most of the things I said.

    * I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

    * I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

    * I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thankeveryone for making this night
    necessary.

    * I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like Idid.

    * If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

    * If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

    * If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

    * If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

    * If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

    * In baseball, you don't know nothing.

    * In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practicethere is.

    * It ain't over till it's over.

    * It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

    * It gets late early out there.

    * It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking toomuch.

    * It's like deja-vu, all over again.

    * It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

    * Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents offthe streets.

    * Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

    * Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

    * So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

    * The future ain't what it used to be.

    * The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

    * The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

    * There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

    * We have deep depth.

    * We made too many wrong mistakes.

    * You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eatsix.

    * You can observe a lot by just watching.

    * You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

    * You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, becauseyou might not get there.



     
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  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Funny stuff. Couple of 'em reminded me of me, except it's not me. Lol.
     
  3. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    He was one of a kind !!!!
     
  4. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    I like to say that when ordering a pizza in person just to watch the response. :D
     
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