You just can't make this stuff up...

So, this guy wakes up one day and discovers that his wife has screwed a large iron nut on his Wiggly Wonder Wand.

Oooooooh....KAY!

Seem like he had been dallying about and his wife decided that a chastity belt was now in order.

In order to keep him from dallying about, I guess.

The problem was, when the man woke up (And a sound sleeper he was, too!) he couldn't unscrew it.

I'm sure he tried.

In fact, I'm sure he tried with both hands, if only to find out whether or not it was a left-handed nut.

I can only imagine the lengths he must have gone to:

Ice packs (The colder you are, the smaller you gets.)

Hot packs ( The hotter you get it, the more the nut expands.)

Hot packs and cold packs (The best of both worlds)

WD-40 (Which should have worked, since the man was in his 40's.)

Sigh. Every effort failled.

He couldn't get his nut off.

Finally, he went to the emergency room, where the doctors found they couldn't get his nut off, either.

So they called in a team of specialists, who cut it off with a chop saw.

The nut I mean.

This begs the question: Are there teams of people in Uganda that specialize in sawing the nuts off a man's penis?

If so, how many?

And, if so, are they only in Uganda, or are they needed all over the world?

Actually, I think the doctors just called some guys over from the local garage. Maybe slapped some white coats on them to make them look special.

You know, like specialists.

I'm really quite disappointed that the article didn't say what size the nut was (Trust me: bigger is better) and whether it was Metric or Imperial.

They don't necessarily interchange, you know.

Likewise, the article doesn't say whether she use a wrench to torque it down, or just ran it on finger-tight.

Anyway...

Woman Puts Husband in DIY Chastity Belt to Prevent Him from Cheating

 

The woman who would do this deserves a like action performed on her. I would suggest getting her blackout drunk and using superglue to seal her hoohah shut.
I did not click on the link.

 

Sounds like he got screwed,,,,,



I didn’t click on the link either,, was afraid there might be pictures,,

 

Been busy, glad I missed it.

Yall take care I'll search out some sanity.

 

I watched it....Lots of sparks,If this happens to one of you...All you need is a Milwaukee 4'' grinder and a bottle of water + a face shield for you do-it-yourselves types....hahaha !!!

 

Didn't watch the video, I think I'd try a tool called a "nut splitter" (it really exists). Splits the threaded fastener using a screw advanced chisel. If you can find one large enough. And if the fastener is not hardened steel. And you would need help from some strong friends.

 

Take a milk jug plastic and make a sleeve to slide between the threads and his skin.

 

Maybe a blow torch ,,, pun intended,,

 

not real sure I want anything to do with this...