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You know it's Hot in Texas when

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by HK_User, Aug 13, 2019.

  1. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    You know it's Hot in Texas when you grab your best pair of Roping Gloves to be able to open the Hot Pipe Gate to get home and head for the AC.
    Zimmy, Yard Dart, snake6264 and 5 others like this.
  2. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    When a Texan says it is hot.
  3. oldman11

    oldman11 Monkey+++

    When it’s hot in Louisiana
    Zimmy, Yard Dart, Oddcaliber and 2 others like this.
  4. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    In the meantime....

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  5. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    You know it's hot in Arizona when you go to start your car, and the engine's already up to temperature.

    Wed Aug 14, 108 (42.2C)
    Thu Aug 15, 111 (43.8C)
    Last edited: Aug 14, 2019
  6. aardbewoner

    aardbewoner judge a human on how he act,not on look and talk.

    Neah its hot when the lead drips down the barrel.
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  7. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    You know it's hot in Arizona when you live in an RV park and you don't need your hot water heater. The water from the cold tap is hot enough to shave, and you need to do the dishes before you can shower without discomfort!
  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    ..you know its hot when the best parking spot is determined by shade, not distance
    Zimmy, mysterymet, Yard Dart and 7 others like this.
  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    You know it's hot in Texas when the weather guys are predicting a "cool" front with the high only in the mid nineties. That's today here 'cross the Brazos at Waco.
  10. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Bunch of Texas whiners; come to Mobile and we'll show you what hot is all about.
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  11. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++


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  12. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    No thanks, Mobile is a place where you have to wear scuba tanks just to breath on the front porch. A place where 100% humidity is a dry day. ;)
  13. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++ Site Supporter++

    Cold front coming Saturday.
  14. Oddcaliber

    Oddcaliber Monkey++

    It's hot in Louisiana when you don't need a lighter to enjoy a cigar!
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  15. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Could be worse, could be the Pacific Wet Coast where it rains 200+ days a year, and the three days of summer we get, we feel guilty that somehow we cheated some other state out of one of their days of summer!
    Think i'm joking, The City of Astoria is the wettest city on earth!
  16. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    IN only USA !!
    I have web feet !!
    Wet coast BC !! Wins
    Green on all stuff !!
  17. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+

    In the South we name our heat waves...we call them July and August!
  18. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    Well in Illinois its either Hot and Humid 88% the other day or Frozen no spring no fall one or the other Climate change what's that
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  19. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++


    done caught.
  20. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    know why the north west coast is so green ,,mould .
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