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You know you are a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

Discussion in 'Firearms' started by melbo, Feb 10, 2010.


  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

    • You start your day selecting what clothes do not print.
    • While shopping for a new belt, you select one by what goes best with your holster.
    • 2:30, 3:00, 4:00 are not times of the day.
    • OWB, IWB are very different internet terms than LOL.
    • The most expensive part of your dress attire is that custom made leather holster you wear.
    • Instead of family photos in your wallet you have concealed carry permits.
    • Family members are tired of you asking “can you see my handgun under this shirt?”
    • $200 is to much to spend for a pair of shoes but your holster was made by a 100 year old Native American in New Mexico, which is made out of a now extinct species, and cost more than you make a month.
    • Baggy pants are not only a young mans style but it is the only way you can manage to get your IWB holster in your pants.
    • You laugh at any full size auto under .45 ACP but carry a $1,000 9mm because it is really really small.
    • Bending over to tie your shoes is a hard task but you can manage to contort you body in to unimaginable ways to see how your new gun feels while wearing it.
    • It takes you 15 minutes to pick which one of your carry guns would be perfect to wear on your latest outing.
    • As soon as you get home you clean lint off your gun but have not run the sweeper on the carpet in a month.
    • If you ever asked your significant other “does this 1911 make me look fat?”
    • A major goal of yours it to get every CCW permit from every state that issue out of state permits.
    • Your hip has a cramp because you slept the wrong way on your holster last night.
    • You have trouble remembering you cell phone number but you know every concealed carry law from every state.
    • At the end of the day, your back right hip is boned to the grips in a manner that would have made Milt Sparks proud.
    • You forgot how to reach for things over your head with your right hand, even if you're standing in the kitchen in your underwear.
    • When standing up after eating, you habitually do a back and to the right shirt tug.
    • When hugging someone, you shoot your arms under theirs in a race for who's got the waist position.
    • You sell the idea of mice in the office to cover for your own occasional squeaking.
     
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Re: You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

    • I wear polo shirts even in the winter
    • El Paso Saddlery.....
    • Milt Sparks Versa-Max II $125

    • LOL, I have both...
    • Oh yeah
    • One size larger
    • Thought about it
    • He should be proud as much as I paid for that horsehide holster of his
    • So true
    • Every damn day, does anyone notice?
     
  3. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Re: You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

    Finally took the class...will be joining the ranks soon. I went the Crossbreed route...so far I likey.
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Re: You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

    I've taken the class. Not so sure about having that card, tho'.

    Hey anybody: Pro's/Con's??
     
  5. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Re: You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

    Pro's:
    God forbid you need it, it is there legally. In Texas that protects you from civil suits in cases of protecting your person, or others lives.

    Con's:
    The cost to "legally" employ your 2nd amendment right.
     
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