You know you are having a bad day when.............

You need to get your safety pin and go to your safe space.



You catch a tusk from your boar.....


You get more snow and ice than usual..........



Your brand new building wins the lightning lottery..........



You catch a bite from a sow........


You have been across the dam 200 times and then.....


You learn what kind of spider lives down in the truck door.......


The dog locks you out of the house..........


Then gets her friend to brag about it............


The little dog denies ever having been on your desk.........



You put off fixing a cracked weld until you are not so busy............



The bull raises his head as you lower yours............and meet the clown stabber...........



You find out you have a bad case of the crabs..............

 

I am guessing this didn't happen all in one day. Ouch.

 

Just another manic Monday.

 

Wow!!! I hope that wasn't in the same year!!!

 

I strongly recommend, you make peace with God .

 

If any of these events are an indication of things to come, better make sure your affaires are in order! J/k
Nice to see I'm not the only one Karma and Ol Murpf visit on a on going bases!
Class president of the school of hard knocks! Lol

 

Aflac

 

Just sounds like yesterdays easy day to me! LOL

 

LOL those (With the exception of the crabs) are over the last 10 years. Was at the elevator this morning and a group of the regulars at the coffee pot were talking about the small family farming gig. "Is not a matter of if you are going to get hurt doing this, it is a matter of when, how bad and how often." Said the crusty old fart with a hook for a left hand. Much truth in what he said there.

 

It's not for sissies or folks that need regular vacations!

 

Me and Mr. Murphy go way back, I always include him in my planning but sometimes he still gets riled up