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You know you're White Trash when.....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the
    dinner table in front of her kids.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls
    on a different night.

    5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired

    6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all!
    Watch this!"

    8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

    11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled
    Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."

    12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
    exploded right off its wheels.

    13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up/down,
    depending on how much gas is in it.

    14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get
    a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
    against it.

    18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your
    wife drunk.

    19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor
  2. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Not too many fit me, thank God! b::
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well at least at times 6 of them fit so I guess I must only be 30% Whiskey Tango. lol
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