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You may be a Taliban if.....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Sep 19, 2008.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Our troops in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]<ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st=" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Afghanistan</st1:country-region></st1:place> prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following.


    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    3. You have more wives than teeth.
    4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
    11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
    12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    Gotta love it
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  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

  3. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    Don't forget the donkey's, and yes I personally witnessed a Local National banging one while monitoring a FLIR camera.
  4. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    A new meaning for the acronym FLIR- Forward Looking In the Rear..
  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Now that's just wrong! What has come over this world when a Talaban can't boink his donkey without some pimple-faced American mercenary taking pictures with night vision equipment and putting it on youtube?....I repeat, putting it on Youtube....
  6. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    Will post the link to The Inferno.
  7. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Lol Was that you behind the camera? I have seen that Vid a couple of times RC... REally? cool... I guess
  8. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    Not that particular one. That is from a CROWS system camera. The one I viewed was from a Raid Camera that I had no ability to record from. This happens alot over their and there is alot of those types of videos circulating.
  9. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    ah ok
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