You might be a Muslim if . . .

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CATO, Sep 30, 2012.


  1. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You may be a Muslim


    2. You own a $35,000 Stinger missile and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim

    3. You hate American and everything in it, but, not your cab.
    You may be a Muslim

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
    You may be a Muslim

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    You may be a Muslim

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    You may be a Muslim

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    You may be a Muslim

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    You may be a Muslim

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You may be a Muslim

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
    You may be a Muslim
    Q: What do you call a Muslim with a slice of ham on his head?
    A: Hamid
    Q: What do you call a Muslim with two slices?
    A: Mohamid
     
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  3. tulianr

    tulianr Don Quixote de la Monkey

    Okay, some of those were funny.
     
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  4. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Islamaphobe.......[touchdown]
     
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