You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Conagher, Oct 14, 2009.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core? Beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends...Ya'll know who ya'll are.


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    You might be a redneck if:It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'



    You might be a redneck if:You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places..



    You might be a redneck if:You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'



    You might be a redneck if:You bow your head when someone prays.



    You might be a redneck if:You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.



    You might be a redneck if:You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.



    You might be a redneck if:You've never burned anAmerican flag, nor intend to.



    You might be a redneck if:You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



    You might be a redneck if:You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.



    You might be a redneck if:You'd give your last dollar to a friend.



    If you got this from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this post.



    God Bless the USA !



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    Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.



    IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.


    IN GOD WE TRUST




























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  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    I'm proud to be a RED NECK then!!!
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    It ain't sunburn that did it to me. +1
    [beer]
     
  4. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    Ya know, there just might be more of us then them that ain't!
     
  5. kansasrebel

    kansasrebel Monkey++

    Guilty as charged and glad to be this way!!
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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  7. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I have been called many a name, but I'm PROUD to be called a redneck!
     
  8. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

    one more redneck, checking in[winkthumb]


    also, i better not hear any lame redneck puns. [shiftyeyes]
     
  9. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Hmmm... is that a challenge? ;)
     
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