young ventriloquist

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Dec 4, 2005.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    young ventriloquist

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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Maryland. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
    "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells..... You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee !
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ROFL]



    Love it! [winkthumb]
     
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [rofllmao] [ROFL]
     
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL]
     
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