Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Feb 2, 2017.


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  1. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu RIP 4/19/2018

    LOL!!!

    I like to try to turn that one around, to
    "WOW!" "You are a LOT smarter than you look!!!" :eek: After your opponent says something inconsequential, foolish or just plain stupid! :D:cautious:
     
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  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    'If that is the best you can do, You are NOT even close to that Down Under Fellow Chell....." Says Me and maybe ONLY Me.... but I like the Insult.....
     
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I'll take that as a compliment....I think....:unsure:
     
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  4. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    If they took your brains and stuck them in a gnat's nostril, they'd rattle around like a BB in a boxcar.

    This one from back in my hippie days of the early 70s...

    "When you gonna get your hair cut, boy? You look like the south end of a dog headed north."
     
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  5. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    You're just the sand in the gearbox of life aren't you?
    You're so dumb you probably think the Remington M-11 was only made during WW II.
    You're so dumb when you die the average IQ of the state you live in will go up 10 points.
    You think the Mexican border pays rent don't you?
    You think Hitlery Klinton is the REAL president don't you?
    You think a pig pen is something you write with don't you?
    You ACTUALLY think your opinion matters, AND you think that Wilipedia is actually accurate don't you?
     
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  6. jimLE

    jimLE Monkey+

    i would say,that your as worthless as a quarter at a 1 penny slot..but your a fine example of a dingleberry..
    you promised Till Death Us Do Part when we got married.well right now is as good of time as any to keep that promise..
    you know the saying,when pigs fly? well can you fly yet?
     
  7. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    After you opened your mouth,
    you confirmed all we had suspected .
     
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  8. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    You are living proof mating of different species IS possible.
     
  9. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    you say your related to obama ?
     
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  10. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    So the day you were conceived the lifeguard at the gene pool skipped work?
     
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  11. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    Those of us with military backgrounds often just use acronyms. My fav is PGFY (please go f yourself) which is much more civil and polite than just GFY.

    FOB is another favorite...it can be translated in so many ways! Though I guess to make it polite and civil it would have to be PFOB which just doesn't have the same ring to it.
     
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  12. Aeason

    Aeason Monkey

    If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave his butt and make him walk backward
     
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  13. kepman

    kepman Monkey

    Somewhere there's a little village crying out for someone like you.
     
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  14. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    Who ties your shoes for you?
     
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  15. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    I feel a need to shower.
     
  16. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    How long has it been since you've had a shower ?
     
  17. 7.5mas

    7.5mas Monkey

    I could have been your dad, but the dog beat me up the steps.
     
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  18. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    I have used this one to describe Nancy Pelosi a hundred times. She is 5 cans short of a six pack.
     
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  19. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  20. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Your eyes are brown.
     
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