Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

LOL!!!

I like to try to turn that one around, to
"WOW!" "You are a LOT smarter than you look!!!" After your opponent says something inconsequential, foolish or just plain stupid!

 

I'll take that as a compliment....I think....

 

If they took your brains and stuck them in a gnat's nostril, they'd rattle around like a BB in a boxcar.

This one from back in my hippie days of the early 70s...

"When you gonna get your hair cut, boy? You look like the south end of a dog headed north."

 

You're just the sand in the gearbox of life aren't you?
You're so dumb you probably think the Remington M-11 was only made during WW II.
You're so dumb when you die the average IQ of the state you live in will go up 10 points.
You think the Mexican border pays rent don't you?
You think Hitlery Klinton is the REAL president don't you?
You think a pig pen is something you write with don't you?
You ACTUALLY think your opinion matters, AND you think that Wilipedia is actually accurate don't you?

 

i would say,that your as worthless as a quarter at a 1 penny slot..but your a fine example of a dingleberry..
you promised Till Death Us Do Part when we got married.well right now is as good of time as any to keep that promise..
you know the saying,when pigs fly? well can you fly yet?

 

After you opened your mouth,
you confirmed all we had suspected .

 

You are living proof mating of different species IS possible.

 

you say your related to obama ?

 

So the day you were conceived the lifeguard at the gene pool skipped work?

 

Those of us with military backgrounds often just use acronyms. My fav is PGFY (please go f yourself) which is much more civil and polite than just GFY.

FOB is another favorite...it can be translated in so many ways! Though I guess to make it polite and civil it would have to be PFOB which just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave his butt and make him walk backward

 

Somewhere there's a little village crying out for someone like you.

 

Who ties your shoes for you?

 

I feel a need to shower.

 

How long has it been since you've had a shower ?

 

I could have been your dad, but the dog beat me up the steps.

 

I have used this one to describe Nancy Pelosi a hundred times. She is 5 cans short of a six pack.

 

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Your eyes are brown.