Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Feb 2, 2017.


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  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Did you think before you said that or is your mouth on autopilot?
     
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  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I don't like you, nobody else here does either.
     
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  3. Grandpa Patch

    Grandpa Patch Monkey+

    It is unfortunate that abortion can not be instituted to apply retroactively!
     
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  4. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    It is better to thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
     
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  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    May the fleas of a thousand yak infest your groin.
     
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  6. You low life scum suckin' bottom feeder.
     
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  7. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    You been loitering with them Saudi's ??
    They've got some funny insults ,,:)
     
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  8. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Your a Obama voter
     
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  9. Grandpa Patch

    Grandpa Patch Monkey+

    and next we should all vote for Ellen DeGeneres, that way the Female Liberation Army and the Rainbow Coalition will shut up. Then we elect...who ever is next on the list of people who are oppressed...then after every minority (oppressed) group has had their turn at being President is scratched off the list. We press Ctrl-Alt-Del, wipe out every law that has been put forth since the signing of the Constitution and start fresh. Sounds like a reasonable idea to ....... oh wait, we are already moving in this direction.... Nevermind....
     
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  10. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    It's a riff off an old Johnny Carson phrase -----
     
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  11. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    You talkin to me ???
    If so , no sir , I'm definetely not .
     
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  12. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Ok . Had a buddy googled up a bunch of those insults from the towel heads , and that sounded like one of them .
    Also , no disrespect intended towards Ghrit,,,
     
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  13. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready! Site Supporter++

    Did you know eating fish is good for your brain?
     
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  14. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready! Site Supporter++

    You might want to look into some testosterone shots there, Willow.
     
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  15. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready! Site Supporter++

    You're smacking your mouth like a pig eating peanut butter.

    I told someone that today when I moved to another table at breakfast.
     
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  16. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Say Bud, Is that ball of hair on top of your head a control nob for a B.J. ?
     
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  17. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey+

    Your momma is so fat that I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck!
     
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  18. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Do you know why people don't send their donkeys to collage?

    No-one likes a smart ass.


    When are you going to get that eye operation?

    What eye operation?


    To get rid of that shitty outlook on life.
     
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  19. Gafarmboy

    Gafarmboy Monkey+++

    My personal favorite to use on most suck weeds is " Never flatter yourself to think you opinion matters to me."
     
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  20. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I think we could be friends.
     
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