Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Feb 2, 2017.
Did you think before you said that or is your mouth on autopilot?
I don't like you, nobody else here does either.
It is unfortunate that abortion can not be instituted to apply retroactively!
It is better to thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
May the fleas of a thousand yak infest your groin.
You low life scum suckin' bottom feeder.
You been loitering with them Saudi's ??
They've got some funny insults ,,
Your a Obama voter
and next we should all vote for Ellen DeGeneres, that way the Female Liberation Army and the Rainbow Coalition will shut up. Then we elect...who ever is next on the list of people who are oppressed...then after every minority (oppressed) group has had their turn at being President is scratched off the list. We press Ctrl-Alt-Del, wipe out every law that has been put forth since the signing of the Constitution and start fresh. Sounds like a reasonable idea to ....... oh wait, we are already moving in this direction.... Nevermind....
It's a riff off an old Johnny Carson phrase -----
You talkin to me ???
If so , no sir , I'm definetely not .
Ok . Had a buddy googled up a bunch of those insults from the towel heads , and that sounded like one of them .
Also , no disrespect intended towards Ghrit,,,
Did you know eating fish is good for your brain?
You might want to look into some testosterone shots there, Willow.
You're smacking your mouth like a pig eating peanut butter.
I told someone that today when I moved to another table at breakfast.
Say Bud, Is that ball of hair on top of your head a control nob for a B.J. ?
Your momma is so fat that I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck!
Do you know why people don't send their donkeys to collage?
No-one likes a smart ass.
When are you going to get that eye operation?
What eye operation?
To get rid of that shitty outlook on life.
My personal favorite to use on most suck weeds is " Never flatter yourself to think you opinion matters to me."
I think we could be friends.
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Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)
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