Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Feb 2, 2017.


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  1. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    You've got no heart, and you've got no soul! You're nothing but a damned Englishman!
    It's popular in Ireland and Scotland.
     
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  2. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Sukit
     
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  3. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    I've been through there...it's a nice place.
     
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  4. magicfingers

    magicfingers Monkey+++

    You're the reason cousins shouldn't marry...
     
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  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Your from California ain't ya?
     
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  6. magicfingers

    magicfingers Monkey+++

    Who; me? LOL !!! No way hose` !! Haven't you heard? California is gonna fall in the ocean...
     
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  7. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    No man,Its a joke from people in the south,Not aimed at you at all friend!!!
     
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  8. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I'll go with our Founding Fathers on this - "Democrat"
     
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  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Yes, sir, I am a bastard. In my case, an accident of birth, but you, sir, are a self made man.
     
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  10. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I am at a tactical disadvantage, you have more practice at being the way you are.
     
  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    You guys are good!

    You haven't been yourself lately. We've notice the improvement.

    Ok, 1st of all, brush your teeth.

    George Orwell quote about Stanley Baldwin: “He is simply a hole in the air.”
     
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  12. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    Yeah, and you had better be able to prove that you ain't from California, otherwise bad things can happen and they won't never find the body.:):mad:o_O:eek::sneaky::)
     
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  13. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I like you.
     
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  14. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    AnotherLevel10.
     
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  15. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    *stares at their forehead with a quizzical look*o_O

    Boy, the surgeon really did a nice job... you cant see the stitches at allllllll.......
     
  16. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    It is easy to forgive the ignorant.
    Not so easy to forgive the willfully stupid.
     
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  17. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

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  18. mrghostwalker

    mrghostwalker Monkey+++

    My favorite is from the "Firefly" series...
    I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an over-abundance of schooling
     
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  19. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I been to school, I use to have to walk dad home.
     
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  20. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    You're so full of it, your eyes are brown.
     
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