Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

And if you're eyes are blue then you're a quart low !

 

So life is not fair, well you've already proven that.

 

Pretty sure the world got together and made this virus thing up to get you and your mom to wear a mask....

 

I've been called worse things by better....

 

We could be twins.

 

"I have something in my pocket for you" Reaches into pocket and pulls out closed hand, then with the other hand works an imaginary crank while my middle finger slowly extends.

 

Pipefitters couldn't pack a Plumber's lunch

Tradesmen humor

 

I park my ASS where you put your face

Tradesmen humor

 

Scumbag is a good one. Lots of them around these days. Whatever happened to having some character?

 

Were your teachers incompetent, or were you unable to understand the lessons?

 

You must be a Bi-den supporter?

 

I can relate a bit. My teachers weren’t underpaid they were overpaid. The janitors were underpaid though. Yuck.

 

When I get in trouble at work I say “You hired me!”

 

You can agree with me or

You can just be wrong...

 

Question: Which position makes the ugliest babies?

Answer: Ask your Mom

 

Are you related to Biden?

 

Lick-spittle boot kissing toady. Oh yeah, he was a democrat also.

 

I was going to say ,,,, " You voted for Bidumb didn't you "

 

With a mouth like that you could be the next Vice President in no time ?

 

You sound fully vaccinated