Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Feb 2, 2017.


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  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Lib.
     
    Meat, Oct 18, 2025 at 7:51
    #161
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  2. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Sinner
     
    arleigh, Oct 18, 2025 at 11:15
    #162
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  3. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    Have you always been touched in the head or was there an accident?
     
    Zimmy, Oct 18, 2025 at 12:45
    #163
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  4. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    It was an accident.
     
    arleigh, Oct 18, 2025 at 15:56
    #164
  5. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    I've seen younger faces on money.
     
    hot diggity, Oct 20, 2025 at 23:15
    #165
  6. Jerry Fisk

    Jerry Fisk Monkey+

    I can look in your eyes and see the back of your head.
     
    Jerry Fisk, Oct 21, 2025 at 9:16
    #166
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  7. kissmybrass

    kissmybrass brass monkey Site Supporter+++

    excuse me, you forgot to wipe your mouth the last time you took a crap. oh sorry your a ,,,,,,
    i cant do it without swearing.
     
    kissmybrass, Oct 21, 2025 at 13:46
    #167
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    Swish the Water!!!!

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    Got your Bug Out Bag?

    [ATTACH]
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    A couple of dollars for dinner!!

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    HOO HAAA! I are the special! (Honest?)

    Eat your hearts out..... ohnoohno Got an email today from!!!! "Audit/Probe Panel Committee... the African Court of Human and People's Rights"...
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  15. RJB
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    AZ Antifa tips on using a 9mm Clock

    This looks like satire, but it's hard to tell these days. [MEDIA] [MEDIA]
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    How soon we forget....

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    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me

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    Thread by: Yard Dart, Mar 28, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
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    The “Coyote Principle"

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  20. chelloveck
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    BathrobeGate

    Donald's minions are not doing him any great favors....they are just making a coconut shy of their boss, instead of being his policy heralds....
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