zombie deployment guide

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CATO, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

  2. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Zombies...what is it with the zombie movement anway?
    They are already here and walk among us...
    Just go to any Walmart, or to Mickey D's, see the obese ( I don't mean fat) I mean disgusting blobs of jelly, in spandex, waddling around! Now those are zombies! I'm gonna go put my head in the John now!
  3. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    marshmallows with limbs, they even come in dif colors
    only thing theyd be good for is renderin out the fat for grease lamp use
    bet it burns hot and smelly tho....lol
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  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I am seeing "flashbacks" from "ZOMBIELAND". where the old lady gets the cretin with the Piano...Now that put me on the floor in tears!
    Some days are better than others....that was a GREAT day!
  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    My term is...
    ''Crack'lin Mamas''...Get a lot of crack'lin off dat azz....ccc

  6. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    The Zombies are those who voted in obozo, and are led by The Zombie Queen, pelosi. Truly, "they walk among us, and they vote!" :rolleyes:
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  7. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    There is even a zombie 5k adventure race later this year. We are thinking about going for the fun of it.
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