With all the focus on ZOMBIES and other so-called "Living Dead" or at least "Brain-dead"...it seems like we need some tips on how to accurately identify ZOMBIES in case of attack. While I have seen many that I knew were in-fact "Brainless", I am not sure if they were ZOMBIES or not, maybe Democrats or Republicans but ZOMBIES? Over the years, I understand that ZOMBIES seek "Brains" possibly for consumption but maybe, they just don't want anyone left that has any? Having worked many disaster relief operations where there were numerous remains not gathered in a timely manner, I can assume that one of the predominant early warnings of a ZOMBIE approach would be the smell of putrification? This smell may be disguised with liberal amounts of perfume, cologne or a wafting aroma of Bull-shit. This is a smell, even masked with the afore-mentioned, that once experienced, never quite exits your olfactory memory and if you detect something dead in the area, it might be prudent to assume that there may be one or more ZOMBIES approaching, that is assuming you have any brains? Also, from what I can gather, they do not put much accent on clothing and never bother to shop anywhere except maybe Walmart late at night? I am sure I have seen and smelled ZOMBIES at Walmart. They also seem to collect around government offices and court rooms....and social media sites on-line. This is apparent when you take into account most of the comments seen on social networks and realize that most of them have to come from someone with no functioning brain. I am equally sure that many of them are working for the mass-media as "news commentators" and as politicians, something else that takes no brains yet provides ample opportunity to prey on the few remaining that seem to have some.