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Zombies Are No Match for a Were-Wiener

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Dec 9, 2013.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Last night I dreamed I was attacked in my sleep by a vicious were-wiener or maybe it was a wiener-wolf? My hands were immobile, as it pounced and began eating my shoulder. I was defenseless except for my teeth so I growled viciously and started biting back only to awaken and realize that I had terrorized poor little Garfield...he's still watching me with caution. Were-winer.
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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Looks like a ninja-wiener

  4. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I think the real story here is: Where's my treat you promised me Bro ?
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  5. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    Wiener Wolf ??
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