ZOMG! SHEEPLE!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by VisuTrac, Feb 13, 2012.

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Feb 13, 2012

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Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

"By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail."
- Ben Franklin

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein - "Time Enough For Love"

I have a universal translator. A large bore rifle. It speaks louder than words and will translate you to the afterlife instantly. - Self

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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Falcon15, Feb 13, 2012

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Alpha Dog survival of the breed

" We Will Fight Them Sir, Til Hell Freezes Over, And Then, Sir , We Will Fight Them On Ice! "
~Unknown Confederate Soldier~

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."
(General R.E. Lee)

Alpha Dog, Feb 13, 2012

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

Hmmm...

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Feb 14, 2012

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ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Lipstick on a SHEEPLE?

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Feb 14, 2012

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

Some are kinda cute...Until they open that mouth...ccc

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Feb 14, 2012

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

The armed Sheeple.......

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Feb 15, 2012

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

When sheep go ballistic!!! Duck!!

Seawolf1090 said: ↑

The armed Sheeple.......

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Things got just that little more interesting at mustering time....

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Feb 15, 2012

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VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Unfortunately an armed sheep is still a sheep.

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Feb 15, 2012

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ColtCarbine, Feb 15, 2012

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Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

Hmmm...
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Aussie (or Zeelander) Pron.

"By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail."
- Ben Franklin

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein - "Time Enough For Love"

I have a universal translator. A large bore rifle. It speaks louder than words and will translate you to the afterlife instantly. - Self

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__=##¯▼¯(▀▀[Φ]▀▀▀▀‼‼▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀‼▀▀!
|####/ ( /==¯¯¯¯¯|####/¯¯

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Falcon15, Feb 15, 2012

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