Swiss mary Shovel?

She sang in the church choir as a child. She was really into the holy gospel songs.

 

Or..... is the problem punctuation, and are we really talking about Swiss Mary's Hovel ?

 

My favorite is "shield".

That was some pretty good climbing he was doing with "anchor" and on mom's clothesline no less.

"hang" - honorable mention.

"oar" ha!

"isoltion belt" ?!?!? WTF?

I think it's conceivable that you could wipe your *ss with it. They must have left that one out, thought I'm not sure I'd want to see it demonstrated.

Seriously, I now need to find and old GI version of this.

 

Hand placement is waaaaay wrong - try again, young one.

 

AS Gomer Pyle would say.......Golleeeeee!

It comes in different colours ....so it would be popular with the ladies who like to accessorise with their shoes and handbags

But does it come with steak knives??? Why haven't I seen it at 2am on Guthy Renker????

Those crafty orientals haven't even scratched the surface of the Swiss Mary Shovel's potential!!!

The handle could be used for a tooth pick

Meat tenderiser anyone?

Nail scissors and nail file

potato masher

shaving, hair styling

traction counterweight

body armour..................but wait........there's more!!!

I have a couple of ex girlfriends who would be happy to use such a multi function precision instrument in a little DIY minor surgery on me...somehow the word vasectomy comes to mind!

 

"If you act now, we throw in a free immigrant for demonstration purposes..."

 

It slices , it dices, it even juliennes fries... a perfect accessory for the Ronco Bassamatic now for the low low price of $19.99 but wait now we will throw in a second one for same low price...

 

Dang it..."wichdoctor" ya beat me to it!
I love Ron Popiels ads!
The pocket "do-all" from Ronco!
Act now and we'll even throw in a ginsu knife set for the low price of only $9.95!
But wait....there's more!
LOL!

 

Does your BOB have a pocket fisherman? if not pray tell why not...

 

I met Swiss Mary on Guam during the Vietnam nam war,but that's off thread.

 

Swiss Mary Multi-Tool

All kidding aside, that is one nifty multi-tool. So the question is where to get one and how much?

 

Hmmmm...I kinda like that multi-shovel too...Probably cheap...I'd get 2 and abuse one to the limits...and beyond...a testing phase. If it does well, I'd use it, if not...spare parts, plant holder, throwing shovel weapon...always a use.