Swiss mary Shovel?

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by Seacowboys, May 1, 2010.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Pretty cheesy, too.
     
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    She sang in the church choir as a child. She was really into the holy gospel songs.
     
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    GAH! [dunno] [boozingbuddies]
     
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Or..... is the problem punctuation, and are we really talking about Swiss Mary's Hovel ?
     
  5. fortunateson

    fortunateson I hate Illinois Nazis!

    My favorite is "shield".

    That was some pretty good climbing he was doing with "anchor" and on mom's clothesline no less.

    "hang" - honorable mention.

    "oar" ha!

    "isoltion belt" ?!?!? WTF?

    I think it's conceivable that you could wipe your *ss with it. They must have left that one out, thought I'm not sure I'd want to see it demonstrated.

    Seriously, I now need to find and old GI version of this.
     
  6. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Who needs that when you can make yourself a gajillion watt light saber!!!?!
    [​IMG]
     
  7. CrufflerJJ

    CrufflerJJ Monkey++

    Hand placement is waaaaay wrong - try again, young one.
     
  8. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    AS Gomer Pyle would say.......Golleeeeee!

    It comes in different colours ....so it would be popular with the ladies who like to accessorise with their shoes and handbags

    But does it come with steak knives??? Why haven't I seen it at 2am on Guthy Renker????

    Those crafty orientals haven't even scratched the surface of the Swiss Mary Shovel's potential!!!

    The handle could be used for a tooth pick

    Meat tenderiser anyone?

    Nail scissors and nail file

    potato masher

    shaving, hair styling

    traction counterweight

    body armour..................but wait........there's more!!!

    I have a couple of ex girlfriends who would be happy to use such a multi function precision instrument in a little DIY minor surgery on me...somehow the word vasectomy comes to mind!o_O
     
  9. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    "If you act now, we throw in a free immigrant for demonstration purposes..."
     
  10. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    It slices , it dices, it even juliennes fries... a perfect accessory for the Ronco Bassamatic now for the low low price of $19.99 but wait now we will throw in a second one for same low price...
     
  11. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Dang it..."wichdoctor" ya beat me to it!
    I love Ron Popiels ads!
    The pocket "do-all" from Ronco!
    Act now and we'll even throw in a ginsu knife set for the low price of only $9.95!
    But wait....there's more!
    LOL!
     
  12. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Does your BOB have a pocket fisherman? if not pray tell why not...
     
  13. vegasrandall

    vegasrandall Monkey+++

    I met Swiss Mary on Guam during the Vietnam nam war,but that's off thread.
     
  14. helmetmike

    helmetmike Monkey+

    Swiss Mary Multi-Tool

    All kidding aside, that is one nifty multi-tool. So the question is where to get one and how much? [drooling]
     
  15. bnmb

    bnmb On Hiatus Banned

    Hmmmm...I kinda like that multi-shovel too...Probably cheap...I'd get 2 and abuse one to the limits...and beyond...a testing phase. If it does well, I'd use it, if not...spare parts, plant holder, throwing shovel weapon...always a use.
     
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