Monkey Olympics

As me know, the Olympics, are a substitution for war. A demonstration of prowess, and pecking order of sorts, between countries.
Based upon warfare, and highly demanding, they are a constant testing for the best of the best......
In this thread, you are to propose your own monkey Olympic events. Include the parameters that apply to your event.
As an example, I will lead off.....

TANDEM WHEELBARROW TACTICAL SLALOM.
Each two man team must run the slalom course, hitting all targets with two shots each.
Shortest time with all correct hits, wins.
All missed shots add 60 seconds to final count.
I shooter, I driver. No swapping mid course.
Projectile weapon of choice. Solid single projectile only. Ammo allotment=total number of targets X 2.

And here are our first contestants.......

 

After the wheel barrow race then comes the Monkey fishing competition- Because we are creative monkeys, poles and guns are not allowed. First monkey to catch 6 will be declared the winner- below are two of our contestants.............

 

Then comes the monkey 25 yard prone shooting contest...

 

Event: Speed Typing

First Up: the KGB:

 

Fail - didn't read instructions - not prone.

shoots anyway

 

Bad monkey! Like this....

 

The Tree Climbing Event...extra points for identifying who is saying "what about me?"

 

That would be the Darwin monkey....

 

Sheeplechase

 

Power lifting

 

Monkey Marathon.

 

Keep in mind, these are to be Olympic events, and what the rules of your event are to be, (if different from well established events)

 

In more ways than one!