Monkey Olympics

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by kellory, Jun 9, 2015.


  1. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    As me know, the Olympics, are a substitution for war. A demonstration of prowess, and pecking order of sorts, between countries.
    Based upon warfare, and highly demanding, they are a constant testing for the best of the best......
    In this thread, you are to propose your own monkey Olympic events. Include the parameters that apply to your event.
    As an example, I will lead off.....

    TANDEM WHEELBARROW TACTICAL SLALOM.
    Each two man team must run the slalom course, hitting all targets with two shots each.
    Shortest time with all correct hits, wins.
    All missed shots add 60 seconds to final count.
    I shooter, I driver. No swapping mid course.
    Projectile weapon of choice. Solid single projectile only. Ammo allotment=total number of targets X 2.

    And here are our first contestants.......[​IMG]
     
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  2. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    After the wheel barrow race then comes the Monkey fishing competition- Because we are creative monkeys, poles and guns are not allowed. First monkey to catch 6 will be declared the winner- below are two of our contestants.............

    images.

    orangutan.
     
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  3. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Then comes the monkey 25 yard prone shooting contest...

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    If the Prize was Bananas, @Flacon15 would win, Hands down....
     
  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    No poles or guns allowed....what about explosives.... a stick of dynamite...six fish...that was easy.[viking]
     
  6. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  7. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    Event: Speed Typing

    First Up: the KGB:

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  8. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    Fail - didn't read instructions - not prone.
    [​IMG]
    shoots anyway
     
  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    [LMAO][winkthumb][lolol][touchdown][fnny][ROFL][boozingbuddies]
     
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  10. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Bad monkey! Like this....[​IMG]
     
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  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    The Tree Climbing Event...extra points for identifying who is saying "what about me?"

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  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    That would be the Darwin monkey....
     
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  13. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    Sheeplechase

    Sheeplechase.
     
  14. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Power lifting
    [​IMG]
     
  15. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Monkey Marathon.
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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  17. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Keep in mind, these are to be Olympic events, and what the rules of your event are to be, (if different from well established events);)
     
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  18. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Monkey pick up competition.... last man out of the pool area without a girl loses!!!!!
    Swimming is for those with no game.... board divers (not you bubble heads).... well they are a different breed!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    In more ways than one!;)
     
  20. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    [​IMG]
     
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