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On my journey, I encountered a strange tribe of pygmy's who seemed both fascinated and repulsed by my ventilation hole. One little gnome was so curious, he actually tried to climb through and almost made it but got stuck half in and half out, unable to move in either direction. much to the amusement or possibly the horror of his companions. I imagine it appeared much like a scene from "Alien." Much to my dismay, they all tried poking and tickling him so that he would squirm loose which was quite painful for my poor gut. Eventually, the witch doctor (who looked startlingly like Gene Simmons) appeared and fed the boy a potion that made his body go slack and simply slide to the ground. Much like giving birth, I believe. I'll have to ask Momma about that the next time I see her.