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Alaskachick and "The Bear"......

Discussion in 'Turf and Surf Hunting and Fishing' started by BTPost, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    There is a local Back Bear, that had better watch where he is mooching his final Meals from, around here, today. Alaskachick was out walking this afternoon, and noticed something was wrong with her prize Apple Tree, just out in front of the Cabin. It just didn't look right to her, so she went over to see how her summer crop of Apples was coming along. Well now, something had filched ALL the apples, and broken down some of the branches to get at the fruit. She had been saving these for a Pie. After some Tracking, and checking of Prints, in the mud, she determined that Mr. Bear had been here, and finished off the apples. she comes stomping back into the cabin, and heads for the Weapons Locker, just beside herself, sputtering, and "Mad as a Wet Hen". "Where is the 30-30, and the 180 Grain Cartridges? I am going Bear Hunting, and if I find that succor, I am going to have a 2nd Bear Rug." Me, I am making Very Small.... and staying very quiet. No use getting into this, with her, NOW, I am thinking.... Out she goes, with Murder in her eye, and NOT with the 30M1Carbine, this time. She has the Marlin 336 and a 20/Box of Hot loaded 180 grain Soft Points. I will report back when she gets home.....
  2. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I'm thinking that Mr. Bear is about to breath it's last pretty soon.
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    I had to put down 2 squirrels in the attic today, gave the pellet rifle a run. Fixed the overhang where they broke through.

    Somehow my story doesn't compare, though. o_O
  4. Nadja

    Nadja RIP 3-11-2013 Forum Leader

    I shot a bumble bee once with my bb gun. ! LOL
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  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Update with pictures' ?
  6. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    OK, how far is she gonna chase it.
  7. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    As determined as Bruce says she is she may track it south of the 48th parralell.
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  8. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I think Sapper and i may have seen her following a bear runninng at full speed....
  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Been There ! Big time !!

    5:30 AM , even B4 the devil sleeps or angels awake , Bottom half is cursin a storm about some "deer" eating the blossoms ,destroying the branches ETC !!!

    Next Im looking out to the fruit tress seeing bottom half panties wearing side holsters and setting aim with the rifle.

    Them deer were also wondering if they saw a topless hunter or a casper Clint E.

    Here We Shoot high tech BB / pellet 177 / 2mm type(non-lead) at below hide penetration , till we harvest for food.

    Rabbits /coons (both type) W&B / skunks are 22lr , dropped.

    So after the full show , i'm thinkin , who else is up ?? watching the show..
    No pole required.

    Outie Sloth ;)
  10. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    I would track that miserable bruin to Brazil if he had done that to my apricot tree. Alaskachick should have a new bearskin rug any day now.
  11. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    If I were you I think I would delete this post before the bottom half sees it and starts cussing a blue streak, and starts hunting you. jus sayin'
    I am going to leave this warning to Cruisin Sloth. I hardly have my eyes open and ain't fixed coffee yet. Outie Sloth, welcome to the tree. If he is up that early, slap him on his bum and tell him to fix your breakfast. Or, there are other AM pursuits to wake up the day. lol. Good day Maam, sorry bout the confusion earlier. tacmotusn
  12. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Uh DUDE! You already said she be well armed and willing to use them and you still posted this for all(including her) to see? Man that's brave............................yeah lets go with brave.
  13. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Ho Ho Ho, you made the same booboo I did. Read it again. It appears that the Upper half is; Outie Sloth. The Bottom half is; Cruisin Sloth. You should have read my post before you posted.
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  14. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Update, on the hunt for Mr. Bear....
    Alaskachick, was out for a couple of hours, and chased that critter round, but never go a clear shot at him. She was standing watch over her Tree, till we turned of the genset @ 10Pm. Who knows what she has in mind for today. Not up and running, this morning, YET....
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  15. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I was meaning, and only if you knew the layout , That the better (bottom)half o_O could of been seen with the video surveillance system that is in place. This can be viewed by anyone who has the link and passwords. Her parents etc. I did after the fact ,bring that up , but she was still hot about the trespassers..

    To me it's all good & a funny..

  16. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Okay, so who is "Outie Sloth"?
  17. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Me am easily confused that time of day what with only five or seven cups down.
  18. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Myself & the Misses are Sloth, Outie (as in Belly-Button) [and in my world] is male in the context I used .
    Bottom half was to sound like "better half" ..She was toppless flicking off deer with a Daisy & Crossmen at 5 am , as i watched .

    So now , all the innuendos/funny's/broached meanings are flat..
    I am not a Pie in the face type of guy. Boring 1800's humour , we must think inside the round box !!!

    Sloth , And both read and post.
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  19. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Mr. Bear, just before Momma shot him in the A**, with a Low Base, #9 Birdshot shell..... He was about 15 feet from here Apple Tree, and looking for another "Munch for Lunch".... Now he has a Sore A**, and a top speed of about 25 Mph, headed south..... ......
    Mr. Bear.
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  20. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Boo Boo has a sore bottom Yogi.
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