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Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by glauser, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. glauser

    glauser Monkey

    PREPPERS – if you are single or in a couple between the ages 20’s - 50’s and have a huge passion for prepping, living off the land, trying to live a pioneer lifestyle, and or if you have a strong conviction regarding Apocalyptic theories on how the world will end, a major cable network is looking for you. We want to share your story on our new series all about you and your families’ daily efforts to be prepared for whatever happens. To learn more, please contact: Heidi Glauser, Lizard Trading, Call Today: 478-227-8883.

    The Lizard Trading Company is a seasoned non-fiction TV production company with an impressive track record of high-quality documentary series and reality TV shows, record-breaking ratings, multiple Emmy nominations, and on-budget delivery for major broadcast and cable networks including ABC, A&E, Animal Planet, Discovery, FOX, HBO and Spike TV.
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member is not affiliated with Lizard Trading. Interested parties should proceed will the knowledge that SM has nothing to do with nor have any background info on Lizard Trading or the above request. -melbo
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus


    evidently this is what a lizard looks like.....a younger looking Mr Burns?

    Edit: My apologies to lizards, As well as Lizardproductions, Mr Braun also represents the production company that produces,Keeping Up With The Kardashians . Mr B has much to answer for!
  4. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Fellow Monkeys, please do not respond to this parasite. Every one of these shows go out of their way to make preppers look like morons. Don't be the next Prepper Boo-boo. Be smart.
  5. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Instead of trying to cast for a show why doesn't she try it a bit herself? I mean come on even the cdc thinks everyone should have an emergency kit. She could start small. Her show could be about her journey to learn more about preppers. Otherwise too many of these shows make all preppers look like loons.
  6. Mechwolf

    Mechwolf Monkey+

    Look at Doomsday Preppers. That show makes preppers look like deranged lunatics. Ive seen maybe 4 or 5 people I would actually consider working with. If your only prepping for 1 scenario then your limiting yourself imho. Besides look what happened to that one guy (HE LOST ALL OF HIS GUNS) Doc said he was Koo-Koo.
  7. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey+++

    Lets invite her to a long pig roast
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  8. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    I was a prep cook once...does that count?
  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    She'd probably politely decline, probably for the same reason that I decline to attend "pot lucks" held by the cannibals just down the road... :eek:
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  10. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey+++

    I knew you would get that Chello
  11. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    The only way anybody with any brains would consider this, is if your company would shed a different light on what being a prepper is actually about.

    Are you willing to tell the truth or is this just another attempt to make a show for the ratings, appease sponsors and make preppers look like a bunch of idiots waiting for the Apocalypse to happen?

    Your impressive track record means nothing to me, not one of your shows sparks any of my interests whatsoever. For that matter, there is not many shows on TV that impress me these days.
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  12. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I might (BIG MIGHT) be persuaded to have you come all the way out here, (bush of alaska) and do an episode, but the cost of doing so would more than likely, be four or five (4-5) times whatever Revenue, you could derive from Airing such an episode. Considering the costs just getting here, (from Town, the nearest airport) is over $200US per person, each way, and Freight costs $.30 per Pound. The cost from Seattle to Town is likely over $500US per person, each way, and anything over 50# costs you Freight Charges. Then again, there are NO Hotels, Motels, or even Rooms for Rent, within 200 Sq Miles, so you would be living in Tents, that you had to "Bring Yourselves" and Momma is NOT going to be cooking for you, so you have to haul ALL your Food, and Food Preperation Supplies, in, and pay those Freight Costs, as well.... Oh Yea, there is NO ROAD into this place, so it is Flying, or Boating, ONLY, just to get here. No RVs or Land Yachts, can get here for you to live in, and if the Winter Weather gets nasty, you could get stuck here for weeks at a time... I suspect you would find some other Fools, who might give up their Personal OpSec, just to enrich your Pocketbook, and for a lot cheaper, in Logistics Costs. ..... YMMV....
  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus make the whole proposition sound so inviting. ;) ...... Oh, and the forgot to mention the bears...oh well, I guess the deal has to have some surprises.
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  14. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Naw the Bears are ALL Sleep, till May.... and the only time these Yahoos would be invited is during the winters....... No use inviting them when things are easy.... That is part of the appeal... SHTF, isn't supposed to be "Easy"...... ...... TMMV.....
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  15. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Ill do it for 7500$ per week plus expenses, Im well worth that and you can make alot of money off me. Poster let me know if your interested?
  16. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I'm not a prepper...
    However this is a fail on OPSEC

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  17. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    They don't need to know that! ;) And the wolves...they don't hibernate during winter...

  18. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Chell - your video is blocked in my country (never saw that message before).
  19. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus might be an intellectual property issue. It is a scene from the movie, "The Grey". I'll resubmit with an alternative that may pass muster with the filters.


  20. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    That one works. :)
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